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the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit” but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

howtobeafuckinglady:

rubyshimmer:

howtobeafuckinglady:

naomicampbellsvevo:

kobetyrant:

Black men never cease to disappoint me

OH MY GOD

this is just so weird since her facial features aren’t like unconventional? she like literally looks like a prefect doll? I’m so confused these niggas need help. 

I’m also confused. She looks perfect. I wonder what this twitter guy’s momma looks like.

rite???? his mama black as hell just like his ashy black ass. 

composersalwaysscore:

goddamn jim. like seriously. set phasers to stunning
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composersalwaysscore:

goddamn jim. like seriously. set phasers to stunning

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

1989nihil:

mandykins14:

actual-human-girl:

super-who-locked-in:

titenoute:

moose-on-the-loose:

what is this show even about

shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world

apparently its actually the most accurate medical show???

^ true facts. I found that out when my best friend was studying to become a paramedic. It was the only show all the paramedics watched and weren’t annoyed by constant medical mistakes/wrong procedures/wrong displays etc.

They had a doctor onset at all times to correct and give pronunciations for med stuff.

Scrubs and House M.D.

clitorito:

The last one

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

tastefullyoffensive:

Fruit Helmuts [weibo]

chowsrbao:

New prints created for anime expo! I’ve always enjoyed making designs based off of mandalas… but this is the first time I combined it with other things I enjoy :) A really fun project where I hope to expand with other titles.

I’ll be showcasing them at anime expo but you can also buy them on Etsy too!

itsaharknessthing:

codenamekittyhawk:

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HOLY SHIT BARROWMAN IN THE BACKGROUND

#BRB #DYING #LIKE WTS

4CHAN IS PLANNING ON HACKING ACCOUNTS.

pastafox:

If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.

If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.

If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.